Dino-Energy Pills

January 5th, 2009

Dinosaurs are cool, they eat energy pills all the damn time. They also crap ephedra weight loss and punch energy diet pills in the face. Why am I speaking in present tense? Because dinosaurs are still around, baby! They sell best energy pills at stores made out of most effective diet pill. Blammo!

I am Energy Pill!

January 5th, 2009

My head is in the shape of an energy pill and I get made fun of for it all the time. Some chicks though have an energy pills shaped head fetish. Sometimes I eat best diet pills sometimes I eat energy diet pill, but one thing is for certain, I like the movie Braveheart. Oh and only like the best energy pills. Canabalism? Nah.

Pap Pap and the Best Energy Pills

January 5th, 2009

My grandpa can wrestle a polar bear. Want to know how? He takes the best energy pills, and he pounds those energy pills down by the barrel full. After he takes the best energy diet pills he can piledrive a polar bear into an iceberg. He does this move called the energy weight loss diet pill that he performs on stupid people. He does all this on diet and energy pills.

Nana and the Best Energy Pill

January 5th, 2009

Sure, Grandma’s old as hell, but she just loves the best energy pill. She’s always cramming ungodly ammounts of energy pills and energy pills down her withered old throat. Just the other day, I counted a total of 839 diet and energy pills making their way into her 98 year old stomach. She doesn’t like it when I make fun of her and her MacGyver marathons, but everyone’s grandma likes MacGyver. Haven’t you heard the song? Well, put down those blasted energy diet pills and go listen to it!

I want the best dietary supplement in all the universe!

December 8th, 2008

I need the best dietary supplement. I have a very sensitive stomach, so any dietary supplement I take needs to be gentle. The best dietary supplements are actually nourishing. If you are concerned with dietary supplement health, please keep in mind a natural dietary supplement or a herbal dietary supplement. If your looking for a powerful weight loss dietary supplement keep in mind that the more powerful, the less healthy. As far as vitamins dietary supplements go, they’re mostly just vitamins. There’s so a thing as too nourishing…

The best diet supplement for ladies.

December 8th, 2008

I’m a lady. A lady who likes the best. So of course I want the best diet supplement of all diet supplements! I’m never going to tale a diet supplement on sale, and if any knock off weight loss diet supplements cross my path, I will DESTROY them. I like a good weight loss diet supplement but I will only accept the best when it comes to my diet and supplements. A good diet nutrition supplement makes all the difference. I think, therefor I diet pill supplement. How do you like that?!

Living in a house of xenadrine.

December 8th, 2008

I built a xenadrine world all around me. The xenadrine rfa is the carpet and  xenadrine rfa 1 makes up the drapes. (Yes they match, they’re both made from  cytodyne xenadrine!) The xenadrine ephedra that flows from my faucets is pure and without any xenadrine nrg mucking it up. What a beautiful dream. When I wake up I’m going to buy xenadrine and then I’m going to buy xenadrine rfa. Then I will build my dream xenadrine diet!

I’m zca stack’d!

December 8th, 2008

I have the biggest zca stack you’ve ever seen. I can’t keep it in a normal sized bottle, I can’t swallow it. It’s even to big to fit in a zca stack review or several zca stack reviews! I don’t care how  zca stack works, I didn’t mean to  buy zca stack, and I’m not really interested in the zca stack diet. Can I buy zca stack just because I want to have the biggest amount? I’m just for zca stack all around me, not inside me.

Alli’s Cool!

December 1st, 2008

Alli is cool, alli pills sit at the cool table at school. Don’t you want to sit at the cool table with one certain alli pill? Sure you do, cuz you ain’t no square. Are you? Alli com can kick high and she poops her pants due to the side effects. alli weight loss for everyone!

Lipo 6 Away!

December 1st, 2008

Lipo 6 Man is the most awesome super hero in super hero town. He can do a Nutrex lipo 6 120 flip, which is usually unheard of! Amazing! He can shoot Nutrex lipo 6 ephedra free from his eyes to explode trees, but only the evil trees, so you hippies really need to back the Lipo 6 x off or this super hero will Nutrex research lipo 6 all over your face!